Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Kabhi Alvida etc

Am I the only one getting surer and surer that Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna is going to turn out to be a heart-wrenchingly sickly sweet film about extra-marital relationships in which the errant couple fall in love and suffer agonies of attraction, but, o gosh, never have sex? That while their hearts yearn for each other, they remain physically untouched by (dirty) extra-marital romps? Of course, not counting those passionate, passionate embraces on Brooklyn Bridge, with autumn leaves swirling around their feet (deja vu strikes, now where did we see that earlier?) and impossibly agonised expressions on their faces. And lots of kissing around the neck and shoulder region, obviously, Shah Rukh Khan being the lifetime holder of the world title for Neck and Shoulder Kissing as Expressions of Lust.

But wait. Remember what happened last time I predicted something about a soon-to-be-released film? Ok, so maybe I'm being biased and judgemental and one shouldn't judge a film by its trailers and KANK will have sex pouring out of Rani Mukherjee's anguished -looking ears (whatever). Stranger things have happened.

18 Comments:

At July 05, 2006 10:03 PM, Anonymous tridib said...

Guess Karan Kandyfloss Johar should have taken a few lessons from Wong Kar Wai's In the Mood For Love for depicting sexual restraint vis-a-vis two individuals in an extra-marital relationship! But then that's like expecting Manoj Night Shyamalam to make a romantic comedy.

 
At July 06, 2006 12:05 PM, Blogger J. Alfred Prufrock said...

Would you WANT to see any of those clowns having sex? Eeeeewwwww.

Now Catherine or Salma ....

J.A.P.

 
At July 06, 2006 3:18 PM, Blogger Jabberwock said...

maybe I'm being biased and judgemental and one shouldn't judge a film by its trailers...

Doesn't the trailer show one of the adulterous couples in bed together?

 
At July 06, 2006 5:51 PM, Blogger The Marauder's Map said...

Eeeeeeks! It does?? Why didn't you tell me earlier. Quick, delete post.

Nah, they might be dreaming or something.

 
At July 07, 2006 3:24 PM, Blogger Jabberwock said...

But even a wet dream would qualify as non-Karan Joharish. In the chaste world of Bollywood, surely implication is as serious a crime as actual consummation.

 
At July 07, 2006 7:13 PM, Blogger White Magpie said...

lol

 
At July 10, 2006 3:46 PM, Blogger Chilla-Bong said...

Koffee/Toffee-walah Johar is said to make movies inspired by his own life.Remmeber the the VLCC diet promoting fatso to Hrithik transformation in K3G.So until Bollywood dares to create the desi version of Brokeback Mountain you might not get anything steamy from Mr. Johar.I have a hunch this might be 21st century NRI Silsila. Would be happier if I'm proven wrong afterwards.

 
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At August 13, 2006 7:48 PM, Blogger Jabberwock said...

Just saw the film. They have sex, they really do! But it's all very weepy and gentle and reluctant - the tears wash away the immorality of the act, and Shah Rukh and Rani also end up doing penance for three years before they can find true happiness.

 
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