Kabhi Alvida etc

Am I the only one getting surer and surer that Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna is going to turn out to be a heart-wrenchingly sickly sweet film about extra-marital relationships in which the errant couple fall in love and suffer agonies of attraction, but, o gosh, never have sex? That while their hearts yearn for each other, they remain physically untouched by (dirty) extra-marital romps? Of course, not counting those passionate, passionate embraces on Brooklyn Bridge, with autumn leaves swirling around their feet (deja vu strikes, now where did we see that earlier?) and impossibly agonised expressions on their faces. And lots of kissing around the neck and shoulder region, obviously, Shah Rukh Khan being the lifetime holder of the world title for Neck and Shoulder Kissing as Expressions of Lust.

But wait. Remember what happened last time I predicted something about a soon-to-be-released film? Ok, so maybe I'm being biased and judgemental and one shouldn't judge a film by its trailers and KANK will have sex pouring out of Rani Mukherjee's anguished -looking ears (whatever). Stranger things have happened.